Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Anonymous
Charlottesville, United States
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
toughbf
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
catt
Berlin, Germany
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
sigh
United States
Toxic masculinity = No housework
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
sadrainindeed
Santa Clara, United States
Thanks Sweaty
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Kali
Say it ain't so, please
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
confused
United States
Mr. Robot
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
Top comments
mlleangelique 3
Oh noes! You're seeing someone who doesn't fit ridiculously narrowly-defined stereotypes about what it means to be male! Poor you!
KiaMaster 0
meany! why can't u be a normal gf and give him compliments & not harsh remarks on his manhood!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (232)
FFML_314 12
Who in their right mind would wear anything besides shoulder pads on their shoulders? You silly, silly man.
LaL26 4
Why ask him to change ? if it's your boyfriend then take him as he is !
allmidnighteyes 11
Because EVERY guy is supposed to have 300lbs of muscle, smack their bitches around, and be completely emotionless. GOSH, get with the times, LaL26. REAL men aren't born with tear ducts and emotions. The guys who have them are actually lumberjack lesbians with engorged clitorises.
kindlystfupls 0
LMAO. awesome.
LaL26 4
really hope your joking !
thisismy83 0
Well, if you laid off the roids you would have normal shoulders and it would not be a problem.
karinabeby 0
and ? guys can't cry? You're stupid.
lovinit5683 0
That's exactly what I thought. It is a way to know your still living ever since birth.
Alleged_Cranium 7
little man, ya kinda got that stare of a dog taking a dump.
joshieboi1992 0
you sure your boyfriend just hasn't come out of the closet yet
towboatdude 0
I'm sure he's got a pair somewhere just forgot where their at. or they haven't dropped yet. but you shouldn't be a bitch about it. he could turn into a total asshole and treat you like shit. and then you'd be like be he was so sweet back then.
kayPandastyle 15
-__- I feel your pain..I've had this experience before lol
kayPandastyle 15
-__- I feel your pain..I've had this experience before lol
DakotaCat 4
You left out the part where you threatened him with a chainsaw and stepped on his toes with cleats..
miss_Ali 0
haha good one(: ^