Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Anonymous
Charlottesville, United States
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
toughbf
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
catt
Berlin, Germany
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
sigh
United States
Toxic masculinity = No housework
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
sadrainindeed
Santa Clara, United States
Thanks Sweaty
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Kali
Say it ain't so, please
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
confused
United States
Mr. Robot
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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mlleangelique 3
Oh noes! You're seeing someone who doesn't fit ridiculously narrowly-defined stereotypes about what it means to be male! Poor you!
KiaMaster 0
meany! why can't u be a normal gf and give him compliments & not harsh remarks on his manhood!
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osellr 0
you should put those muscles to work and go stack sandbags. then maybe repair a Humvee.
dudeitsdanny 10
Oh, and just letting you know.. No one buys your whole act of not knowing when a dude is ugly/attractive. Are you honestly telling me you think Jack Black is just as attractive/ugly as Brad Pitt? No one cares if you hide it for fear of seeming gay, but don't act like it's BS.
riggens7522 0
tell him to wipe his ****** instead of his tears.
FFML_314 12
Damn, why does everyone resort to Brad Pitt as the "good looking" guy? Let's use Ryan Reynolds. He's much sexier. Shame on you, Danny! :P Really, 77? Come on, now you're just scraping the bottom of the barrel.
dudeitsdanny 10
Eh, you can't piss me off. I do play tennis. And badminton. And basketball, football, and soccer. I also skate, surf, wakeboard, skimboard.. I skydive, and go mountain climbing. So you can't bully me with that. Sorry to burst your bubble, kid.
dudeitsdanny 10
78- I was trying so hard to come up with someone. He never crossed my mind, lol. I was so desperate for a name I almost resorted to Zac Efron.
mountneer 0
^word
FFML_314 12
I don't have Photoshop. WAIT, does it have to be a profile picture? Can it be a picture that I want to use as my display? I mean, I know you won't be able to see it, but at least you can rest assured knowing it was there. I somehow feel it would make you feel better and right now, I'm all about you! Well, I suppose it can be tough when you're put on the spot, Danny. I would have taken Zac Efron over Brad Pitt. LOL!
allmidnighteyes 11
reading this is better than the movies.
phambi 0
aww poor guy!