Janitor
United States
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Bulgaria
OK thx goodbye
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with, "Who the hell are you?" FML
fuckmyplums
Grossarl, Austria
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
itsthebestdayoftheyear
Stoney Creek, Canada
Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML
corey
United States
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
Patrick
Couva, Trinidad and Tobago
What?
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Perdedor
United States
Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
fmyjob
United States
Today, I asked my boss for my first raise in almost two years, to which he replied, "In the real world, I think you've definitely earned one, but this isn't the real world." FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I got a raise at work. It will bring my hourly wage to about a cent more per hour. Our CEO just reported record-breaking profits for the year. FML
GeeThanks
Toronto, Canada
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Top comments
Michael_92 20
Hey now, he didnt have to give you the cupcake. Really tho fyl.
sskarma23 9
If you don't want it I'll have it..
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Comments (176)
agm77 9
Too bad he didn't give you 20,000 packs of trident layers.
ShawnzieNstuff 6
Nobody ever pays me in gum :(
jpoole 4
Where do you work where your boss has cupcakes on hand?
omarzrgz 3
A bakery?
zingline89 18
My boss gave me a raise. But once I saw a pic of her in a bikini, it went away.
omarzrgz 3
LMFAO! Funniest thing I've heard all day! xD
sparkrok 8
You must be Cingular, cause you're raisin' my bar!
Janelle561 0
Cupcakes are good though.
tklone329 0
BONUS!!:DD lol
BrysGirl27 14
Hahaha exactly:p
onorexveritas 24
lmao better than nothing
CoreyC07 10
Beggars can't be choosers!
gonaners16 4
Ungrateful! Give ME the delicious cupcake then!
CuddleMePanda 0
What's better than a cupcake aye?
ICATiger 13
Imagine if he gave you high heels? That would be high enough of a raise right?
EnterSandman_fml 20
Or a stepladder.