Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
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redbluegreen 41
YDI - You wait more then five minutes to pull this move.
theannoyingone 0
smashed her in the face? how is that possible? i always thought you move you arm slowly...
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Comments (115)
The_Master 0
either play the 'arrogant guy' card or the 'nervous guy' card with her from now on. no, really. do it. women are attracted to guys who are total douchebags or ones who can't complete a night without at least one faux pas (i think that's how you spell it? =D ) under their belt. well...dont be the nervous guy...just ba an asshole...women like that, even if they won't overtly admit it.
soccerstar6115 0
Dude! R u that desprate??? U NEVER put any move on a girl that early!!
LuckyCharms_fml 0
Haha it happens don't worry
irawk 0
I dont get it.. You get ur hands on her and smashed her face!?!?! or you tried to get ur fcuking hands on her and accidently "smash" her face.. WOW! Did u call the ambulance?!? ... ironic
XoXolizXoXo 0
hahahahaha if u did tht 2 me id laugh my a** off
NoMercy_fml 0
Is this Chris Brown?
seancliffy 0
haha #58! You should have told her that is how you play in bed.
SirAwesome 0
Agree with #21. The junk in the popcorn trick usually works a lot better than the subtle arm around the girl trick.
strawberryswirl 0
I accidentally elbow my boyfriend in the face when we're cuddling in bed all the time. Don't feel too bad.
Tamerlan 0
Oh come oooon.....everyone is trying to analyze the situation you were in at the movies... But admit it, you just wanted to smash a girl in the face so you could boast out here, didn't you? Just kidding.... You can always try to fix the situation by telling that your parent are vikings....and perhaps drag her around by her hair for a demonstration...Possibilities are unlimited ;)