Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it’s my second week at work. I received a phone call from corporate HQ that they wanted to make our monitors wireless, so they wanted me to cut the red wire from the main monitors. I did so, and my boss walks in, furious. Turns out it was a set up to see if I’m “that gullible.” Yes, I was fired. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, I was called into the office and suspended due to allegations made by a coworker of poor work performance. Yesterday, I received a certificate praising my work performance. I might be dismissed at any moment. FML
Today, my boss sent a message to a coworker saying, "We're putting all of you back on the phones because one of you can't stop watching Netflix so corporate thinks you guys don't do anything." That person was me. Everyone's pissed at me now. FML
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
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Top comments
The_Hitdude 12
That sucks OP. Better than being fired though. But why would he think you would be dumb enough to break your own monitor? You would only be affecting your work ability.
DocBastard 40
The CRT monitor hater doth protest too much, methinks.
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Comments (137)
nadamahmoud96 9
never complain to your boss. Ever.
alycion 39
Ah office life. I sure don't miss it.
justagimmick 8
In a way, both FYL and YDI. Seriously, you complained about having a shitty screen? As long as it worked, who cares?! You have a frickin' job. (or maybe its had now?)
hateevryone 15
Damn
merko 8
your boss is an asshole
goodgurlgonebad 0
at least we know who ever the culprit was they didnt do it out of jealousy.
FYLDeep 26
I bet your boss did it. He or she probably didn't like you in the first place, hence that fact that you were the only one with a CRT monitor. Now that's it's broken, he or she finally has a reason to suspend you for a while.
SoMuchSnailGame 3
Maybe he's trying to convince himself he actually didn't do it by writing an fml
JfromtheE 2
You should bash in your bosses car windows. Since you are getting blamed for shit you didn't do maybe he will blame somebody else.
KiddNYC1O 22
Not such a good idea.
HeartOfLead 24
I take it someone got really tired of your whining and decided you needed an upgrade... They got drunk, broke in, one thing led to another and now you have a flat screen with a 'you're fu***** welcome' note on it.