Today, I applied for a passport. I was told the first set of photos I took were unusable because my face, particularly my chin, didn't fit inside the designated area for your face in the picture. My chin did fit in the frame, my double chin however, did not. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the passport office lady asked, “You really wanna use THAT photo? Passports are valid for 10 years you know.” I thought it was a great photo of myself. FML
Today, despite being skinny everywhere else on my body, I have a double chin. FML
Today, I picked up my passport, as my previous one was damaged in a car crash. As the teller warned me that a pattern of damaged passports would result in longer processing periods, she spilled her coffee - all over my new passport. I'm supposed to go overseas in a month. FML
Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML
Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML
Today, I found out that my passport expired two days ago, two days before my first vacation abroad. I only found out when the airline employee scanned it at check-in, looked at me with sympathy, and said, "I don't think you're going anywhere today." My friends are currently posting beach photos while I'm filling out passport renewal forms. FML
Today, yet again I got delayed in airport security. One month ago, I thought it was a good idea to wear make-up when renewing my passport. It turns out I look nothing like myself without makeup. Hello shattered confidence and 5 years of needing to wear makeup for every flight. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
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SKYblue_fml 1
It's under "health" not "intimacy"
Lisimal 7
What?
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Comments (127)
ciego 0
no sympathy for fatties here.
shakemup 0
YDI for being fat.
Dominigga88 0
A bunch of stupid ******* people leaving ignorant comments.
pentameter 0
I'm sure you're just what we need - another disrespectful asshole bashing fat people.
Dominigga88 0
Hes a dumb ****. Most people on here are ******* so retarded and ignorant.
plexico 4
Just what we need, another morbidly obese American to haul her big ol' lard ass around the world and confirm the stereotype of Americans as big, fat pigs. It's a national disgrace, we need to hide the fatties. I'll bet she doesn't even know the local language where she's going. She'll just shout at people slowly in English and expect to be understood and obeyed.
jjenniferr05 0
Urgh, stop moaning about the fact your fat and do something about it. YDI.
iGreen_Day 0
Really, you can tell if someone is working on their weight from three sentences on an anonymous website? Seriously, grow a set of balls and stop picking on people over the net just because you've got no self esteem. And if you're a girl- that would probably be an improvement of what you currently have. OP, sucks to be you living in a place where people can't tell fat from bone structure.
nerdy_singer 0
yep, double chins are all bone
blasticks 0
Fatass!!! get your ass off the couch and take a jog around the block. your the reason the world loooks down on america and YOUR the one feeling hurt?
Rota 0
YDI you fat ****.
Dominigga88 0
Yeah America is looked down on because of fat people. I had no idea the world hates us is beacuse of obesity!!