Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Law and order
Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML
creeped_out_
United States
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
soliveyerlife
United States
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Bahi
Mind of my own
Today, despite the fact that I'm 20 years-old, my parents never allow me to go out and have fun with my friends, under the pretext that I'm a girl. I'm stuck at house all year long, I only go out to the college they forced me to study at, and they decide everything about me. I’m tired. FML
anonymous
United States
The Dictator
Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML
smurfisurfer1
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
mammasboy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Springfield, United States
You gotta be kidding me?
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
ForeverAlone
United Kingdom
Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year-old man. FML
sophiae123
Cadillac, United States
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
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DocBastard 40
So stop playing WoW and move out of your parents' basement.
zp5 4
#1 so you're 13? then why does your info say you're 16?
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paraReborn68 1
It's funny because everyone commenting "Move out :)" is twelve years old, hasn't worked a day in their lives, or is just too ignorant to realize that money isn't something you just HAVE. They also don't realize that with that lack of money, he has to follow hos parent's rules or they can just kick him out. Good luck man, try to find a job if you haven't got one already, get a lot of hours and work towards your apartment. Everyone starts somewhere, and not many people move out as early as you think.
tammyp1 7
I'm 17 and I go to sleep at 6am at the latest. I wish my parents have me a curfew.
Sir_Swaggington 6
I stayed out that late in the 8th grade lmao.
Jenyferk 3
So move out
doggylove92 2
Seriously get a backbone. You get to a certain age where your parents can no longer tell you what to do. Also I love how everyone's just saying move out. Seriously he could be a student or just not have a job, I'm sure most people would choice to move out if they had the opportunity, its not always that easy.
mattman1 7
get a life and move out
bazookajoey 27
This is very general, is your curfew set by a guardian or the law??
jessicarenee_x 4
dont feel too bad my dads 50 and his curfew is 1030 bud
kittykat1501 31
So what? U need ur sleep. Shouldn't be staying up past 11:00 anyway
carolinebaryo 6
I'm 20 and my step dad dictates my entire life