Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Law and order
Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML
creeped_out_
United States
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
soliveyerlife
United States
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Bahi
Mind of my own
Today, despite the fact that I'm 20 years-old, my parents never allow me to go out and have fun with my friends, under the pretext that I'm a girl. I'm stuck at house all year long, I only go out to the college they forced me to study at, and they decide everything about me. I’m tired. FML
anonymous
United States
The Dictator
Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML
smurfisurfer1
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
mammasboy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Springfield, United States
You gotta be kidding me?
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
ForeverAlone
United Kingdom
Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year-old man. FML
sophiae123
Cadillac, United States
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
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DocBastard 40
So stop playing WoW and move out of your parents' basement.
zp5 4
#1 so you're 13? then why does your info say you're 16?
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Comments (142)
mechuckles 0
To the 24 who doesn't live with their parents and has a curfew---cut the cord, or find a significant other who is self-sufficient and not insecure--whichever applies.
noshtsherlock 0
sounds like my boyfriend... :(
shadow1917 0
I know how ya feel chicka, frustrating isn't it?...
emo_freak 0
SHUT UP 105 I happen to be the smartest in my class. I'm takin ALGEBRA 2. in 7TH GRADE.
Shaggy_92 5
nerd
jvillan87 5
so what...I was in algebra 2 in sixth grade...and I bet you're probably a dumbshit anyway.
Shaggy_92 5
lol I'm 18 and I do what the he'll I want when I want cus im MOVED OUT.
nana2255 0
hahaha whoooooooa!
kingedoftheworld 0
get a life+job and move out
twinkybandit 2
it's only cause they love you so much & wanna know you're safe at night. awesome if you to respect that. you're one of the lucky ones that still have your parents around lookin out for you.
whoop_it 0
cause ur a lil bitch who probably lives with his parents
xGabri3L 3
You too!
claudi8907 0
Aw I'm on the same boat dude... I thought I was the only one : (