Today, I agreed to go on a date with the creepy guy from my Economics class because I'm so broke that I could really use the free meal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, just like the past 2 weeks, I'm so broke that I only got to eat dinner because I went on a first date with a guy from Tinder. FML
Today, a guy invited me to a first date at a new restaurant. I was going to pay my way, but when he saw how steep the bill was, he insisted that I pay for his meal too, to prove I'm a "real feminist". FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
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null_fml 11
So.. the Economics class isn't working, then?
Koravel 10
Food is food, no matter the means of acquiring it
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Comments (138)
TiffGreen 11
I will definitely be praying for you tonight! I hope everything gets better for ya
krwinne95 1
As you know, "there's no such thing as a free lunch" :D
Rihaan 4
It's only whoring if you put out. Anything else goes.
xRezSynn 15
So how'd it go?
Zilaina 7
So... I guess that means you're taking opportunity costs into account.
fwongraven 10
Why would you assume that the meal would be free? Whilst a kind gesture he is not obligated to pay for you and I imagine you'd be in a whole lot more trouble financially if you had half a restaurant bill to pay?
tacovingtonboy 10
The struggle is real!
drew12089 2
You are one ****** up individual...
maci_murawski 4
You're a bitch ...
the_dumb_duck 7
That's economics for you