Today, I adopted my second dog. When I called to tell my mom about it, she sternly told me that I was not allowed to get any more dogs. I'm 28 and own my own house. FML
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Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML
Today, my mom bought me a puppy. I’m single, I work 14 hour days, my life is in no way suitable for pet ownership, but mom won’t take him back because she thinks I need to learn adult responsibility. I’m a senior technician with a team of 17 people, I couldn’t be more responsible if I tried. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about when I have kids. I told her I may want two or three. She immediately cut me off and told me to stick to one, and that any more than that will be a burden. I am the second born child of my family. FML
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, I got a puppy. I just found out I can't bring it on the family trip. To save me the trouble of finding a friend to take her in, my mum handed her back to the pound. FML
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
Today, my mom is pissed and grounded me when I didn’t show girlish, squealing enthusiasm when she went out and came home with a dog; a big dog. I hate dogs, there is no creature I despise more than dogs. I prefer spiders to dogs, and she knows this. FML
Today, my girlfriend got evicted for having too many dogs. She expects me to let her and all 5 dogs live in my one-bedroom apartment. When I told her no, that I’d get evicted too, she said that should be a sacrifice I’m willing to make for “our family” if I really loved her. They aren’t even my dogs. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
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Top comments
swervelol 28
That's when you call and sternly tell her you don't give a ****. Get as many puppers as you can care for OP!!!
TheHeirofTime 19
She can't control you. Just ignore her and live with your two dogs.
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Comments (51)
Guineapigmother1 5
My mom does the same thing. I live on my own and yet she tries to tell me I can't have anymore Guinea pigs. I got kittens instead. And the kittens love my Guinea pig! Lol
daengh 15
Mom be mommin'.
blupenguin29 14
She can't tell you what to do, but two dogs IS probably enough.
iSsjGohan 18
sternly tell.her to get her own life ND leave yours alone
Andrewx8 12
get another 2 dogs and a cat and 1 fish.
MiraRose 20
Go get another out of spite!! (Plus, there's always more dogs that need good homes!)