Adulting
Today, I accidentally washed an entire box of macaroni and cheese with a load of laundry. I'm 25 and do not have kids. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Laundry day
Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML
Justaddwater
France
Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sticky
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Blackshadows
Somerset, United States
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
amber s
Red Forman's spirit lives on
Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML
Liah
Bad DIY FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
Mom of 3
So sweet
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Laviolette
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
France
Special ingredient
Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML
Anonymous
Watertown, United States
Today, I felt bad about rarely complimenting my mom about her cooking, so during dinner, I raved about her incredible, creamy, macaroni and cheese. It came from a box. FML
anonymous
Ashland, United States
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Top comments
kazekai8 11
How??
exileonmainst 16
Dose 50 ml of mac and cheese to every 5 kg of clothes. After the wash cycle is finished, season with salt and pepper and enjoy!
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Comments (18)
chosha_fml 27
Just as well. Perhaps a few more life skills first. :)
commandokid 13
How the living hell did you manage that?? Money in pockets? Sure. Phone in pocket? Hopefully not but sure. But why was Mac and cheese even near your laundry????
kevinsagirl2323 8
I'm not understanding what your age and whether you have kids has anything to do with it.
BLARGTEHTACO 20
I'm actually quite impressed.
onceuponatime456 16
Your post makes no sense. Washing mac and cheese has nothing to do with having kids! Make sure you never have kids so as to NOT pass the stupid gene along!
devi_916 39
This seriously needs a follow up because absolutely zero people understand how in the hell this happened.
shannon2348 14
I'm really confused. what does macaroni and cheese have to do with having kids? this makes no sense to me.