shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
fuckina
United States
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
eyeleanify
United States
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Anonymous
Road rage
Today, I was brake-checking a Dodge Charger who was attempting to run me off. It was an undercover police car. FML
mbrooke
United States
Didn't see ya there
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Anonymous
Mount Carmel, United States
STOP!
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
adogg18
United States
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
stardustveins
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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aardvarkish 17
A smart undercover cop doesn't write traffic tickets...
orangesodaftw 0
Sucks to be you, OP.
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waywick 0
this fml would be better if you had been drunk - the way it is, you're just a shit driver
fmlisforlols 0
Better than purposefully, eh?
jarhead1775 0
Good thing u said accodentaly... I thought it was on purpose
chrissstine 0
haha that sux
boogieman3003 0
Blue you are telling only half truths. As an actual cop if someone hits your car you're required to call another unit since you're now a victim in the crash. Real under cover cops won't give their cover away and will act like a civilian and call the cops too for the accident. An officer in an unmarked car cam ticket you and even if not in a uniform still can. if you are acting as a officer of the law you must present ID/badge to show your law enforcment status. you as the citizen can request a marked car for your safety or call 911 to verify it. You can't refuse the ticket or drive off, that is illegal and will only cause you more problems. Any cop will identify himself just to avoid all these problems. Your law class is not all inclusive to every state same as my actual law enforcement experience isn't either.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Wish this post was higher up because you make a lot of sense here. I'll ask you the same question I asked Blue-- is this a federal thing, and if so does that override state and local laws? Also, I wonder if you'd mind reading my post up there ^ at 261 and commenting on the pulling over thing. If I'm on an empty road at night and I'm getting pulled over, can I drive to a well-lit place with other people before pulling over? I'm a little paranoid about that.
ninjacapo 2
faiiiiilllllllll. wow the one ca u dont wanna hit
madmax82988 0
Durrrrrr
itsxavier 0
I kno how u feel bro
samothrace_fml 0
This seems to have the makings of an Eddie Murphy movie. I hope you had a witty one liner in your reparte.
ninjanate 0
ydi for not knowing how to drive