Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Road rage
Today, I was brake-checking a Dodge Charger who was attempting to run me off. It was an undercover police car. FML
Didn't see ya there
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
STOP!
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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aardvarkish 17
A smart undercover cop doesn't write traffic tickets...
orangesodaftw 0
Sucks to be you, OP.
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chriswtburke 0
15.. you're an idiot.. obviously hitting a cop car is worse than hitting a regular car.. you fail
AthinaMariee 0
no it really isn't any different other then the power police have and their abilities to use that power for their own amusement o.O
RaIeigh 0
How is this worse than rear ending a person like the FML from yesterday :P?
RaIeigh 0
Err, meant to say hitting.
Diannaa 0
sure ya did, lol
RaIeigh 0
Seriously >.>
Diannaa 0
okayyyy I believe you, I'm just bored
RaIeigh 0
Go do something..? :P
Diannaa 0
I am doing something! I'm commenting on FML, and looking at this stuff from UT and.. stuff..
RaIeigh 0
Blahh, every one from my graduating class went to UT. Be different and go to UH like me :P.
Diannaa 0
I got accepted there, it was actually one of my top choices lol. I only picked UT becausey aunt lived in Austin but she just moved... so bleh.
Diannaa 0
because my* :( I dislike anti-flood protection
RaIeigh 0
Well, UT is a good school regardless. Did you go to high school out in Austin? Yah I hate anti-flood also. It could swallow a box of knives for all I care.
Diannaa 0
Nope I live in San Antonio, I'm graduating on the fourth of next month, and I'm nervous as hell..:P I think I'll miss high school lol
RaIeigh 0
Ohh, I see. I miss high school :( ..Some people say high school is the worst 4 years of you life, but it was the best for me :P. I almost tripped though coming across the stage for my diploma though :].
Diannaa 0
I LOVED high school... Except for my sophomore year hehe. And I keep thinking I'm gonna fall when I cross the stage.. I'm pretty clumsy so I don't doubt I will lol
RaIeigh 0
OhMyWow, some kid fell going for his diploma and landed right on our AP's chest (she's a woman by the way). Then when dude gets up, takes his diploma, and attempts to walk off the other side of the stage, he trips on his gown and falls on his face :]. When my name was called to get my diploma, I was in tears from laughing so hard.
Diannaa 0
Lmao I bet everyone thought you were crying, that is preetttyyyy funny though I lol'd at that haha. Um how is college anyway? I never really got an oppertunity to ask anyone that's actually in college,
RaIeigh 0
Yah it had me weak for a minute, hah. Uni is alright. A lot more studying, and less of a social life depending on what kind of classes you take. Uhhm, no matter where you're from you'll always find someone you have something in common with. UH required freshman to live on campus back when I got in (I don't know if it's still the same), but I got my own place before I started going there so they haven't really said anything. If you want to know more, or details about it just shoot me a message and I can tell ya.
Diannaa 0
k thanks :]
Diannaa 0
oh my name is Deanna by the way, Dianna was a typo lol don't ask how it was stupid..
RaIeigh 0
No problem :P. My name is Raleigh (obviously lol), and don't worry I can understand the typo :P. My iPhone seems to want to correct everything, so I had to turn that auto-correct off, heh.
babyyappld 7
sucks for youuu
afllegend 0
I accidentally pulled out infront of an undercover cop... in my own street... in bad weather... = $300 fine undercover cops are a joke
mona_is_here 10
lmao your pic is epiccc
FMLRevoluSean 0
I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
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KaraShinee 0
well it's that sucks haha but funny
ComMed1 0
12 I would take you home and destroy you ; )
ChivalrousZombie 0
Well, that's a major whoops.
darkmis1 18
Sure it was an "accident" lolz.
iazy9 14
so sorry
lemonlift 6
good job!