shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
fuckina
United States
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
eyeleanify
United States
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Anonymous
Road rage
Today, I was brake-checking a Dodge Charger who was attempting to run me off. It was an undercover police car. FML
mbrooke
United States
Didn't see ya there
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Anonymous
Mount Carmel, United States
STOP!
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
adogg18
United States
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
stardustveins
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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aardvarkish 17
A smart undercover cop doesn't write traffic tickets...
orangesodaftw 0
Sucks to be you, OP.
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Ultimate_Cynic 0
In Soviet Russia, police rear-end YOU. (Seriously though, folks, that is what we call a True FML.)
sourgirl101 29
I rearended a police car once. He pulled right out in front of me. It wasn't my fault. The city of Miami paid me $3000 for my little scratch but when I got the police report (3 wks later)the cop lied on the report to cover his ass. I didn't fight it 'cause I already got my money. Some cops think they are above the law.
gasbreakdipdip 0
ya this one time I got a ticket for crossing In the cross walk when the red hand was flashing and I still made it across in time. I was like wdf you ass hole cop. I even asked for a warning but he said no
sourgirl101 29
Sucks, so how much was your ticket? I bet just paying it was better than fighting it in court and taking time off of work.
lets_be_ian 5
Well, at least you didn't just admit that you had a drinking problem and were swerving all over the road like the dip shit in that FML a few days ago. see, it could be worse... you could be a moron to boot.
Tiffonay12 0
were you drunk?
mydesire 5
dang! that really sux.. good luck wit that
kroms001_fml 0
ydi for not trying to escape and drive away.
mommacov 0
Does anyone besides "softballer" (with no pic) have trouble deciphering whether I am male or female?
lets_be_ian 5
I have no clue what you are talking about, because I cannot find other comments about you. However, I could be wrong but you seem very much female to me going by your pic. And by the way you look and seem very mature for a 10 year old.
mommacov 0
Hahaha, it was in an earlier post about grandma being brutally honest....I was just wondering whether I needed to change my pic....I'm 25, it was a reference to Prince, or the symbol, or whatever he goes by these days:)
lets_be_ian 5
I get it now... As in tonight we are going to party like??? not so obvious
aardvarkish 17
A smart undercover cop doesn't write traffic tickets...
lostfaithinpppl 19
YDI for being a bad driver. We need fewer people like you driving out there.
msXnicole 8
lol failure