Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML
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Top comments
baxeh 29
Accept his challenge!
zinoxity 23
Well, did he direct it towards you or just in general? I think you're fine, OP.
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Comments (56)
worldclassrager 41
I have seen burp wars but gas wars might be a bit much
pkts11 16
This reminds me on family guy when Peter has the farting contest in the bathroom
foxwasalamb 24
one for you! And oh, do i have enough juice for you? *strains*
AnieAdamantine 8
Anything you can do, I can do better!
redstone7693 29
School in July?
Chibi_Kitten 24
Many FMLs don't get posted until months or years later. By default, the post is edited to start out with today.
False_Stupidity 42
This is hardly an FML. Everybody farts and sometimes other people hear it. OP, You need to smellow and get on with life/class.
vividpictures 17
I do that all the time.. But anyways, The kid was probably talking about a test score or grade? Or not.
momac86 17
That is when you challenge them to a fart-off
KuKluxCatz 8
I have yet to see the down side
chito2713 2
You really fell for him didn't you