Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Sent from my beach towel
Today, I meant to send a cheeky “I’m out of the office” reply to my team but instead hit “reply all” on an email chain with my entire company, including my boss, HR, and some clients. The message included a joke about “sleeping through meetings” that was NOT work-appropriate. FML
Big Brother shopping task IRL
Today, I sent an important email to my entire team, but I accidentally left a shopping list as the subject line. They responded with grocery items they needed. Nobody mentioned the email content. FML
Freudian slip
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I accidentally sent highly confidential patient records to a fired employee. This employee made the biggest song and dance about it, calling every boss possible. I couldn't have sent it to a better person. FML
Never cross the streams
Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML
It's a coup!
Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
Wrong window, sorry
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Three cheers for the boobies
Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML
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Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML
Today, I emailed my fiancé the assignment that I was handed for a journalism job interview, asking for him to take a look and give opinions about it. I accidentally e-mailed it to the job interviewer. She responded, and even CCed it to the CEO. FML
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lifeinhd 3
"Today, I received an e-mail stating that I make $20 less per hour than my coworker for doing the same job, despite the fact that I've made nearly twice as many sales as him this month. I also found out I'm getting fired next week. FML"
xriley 0
hope u ain't cheating ur employees...or take care when you enter ur car...might explode...lol
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Comments (146)
garuru 4
ahh man fired i just cant get a break why does this always happen to me
ohSNAPyall 27
poor gil
marmar68 4
I'm sorry... What?
jinubean 0
Lol Good job OP! I guess you're next on the chopping block? Depending on the email system your company uses, you can retract emails that you send before they're opened... I know Outlook allows you to do that. I suppose it's a little late for that advice though ;) Happy job hunting! Hope that the competition with the other 4 employees isn't too difficult for you!
roxbo 0
how about fire your stupid ass instead
abxque 0
why would he want to fire himself?
PunxsatownyPhil 0
How the hell did you manage that?
BlueTwist89 0
LOL, fail.
Jamaican_Secrets 0
Sucks to be you. how the heck did you manage that one?
px_fml 0
atleast you have..(or had) a good job :)
katherinepeters 0
haha I know how that goes. I'm a teacher and I sent an email to the whole staff about the new code of conduct. it began with "happy new year and Hell to All!" instead of hello to all.
ohSNAPyall 27
That's a simple typo. Funny but not at all comparable to something of this magnitude. Bonus points if you work at a church or Christian bookstore though.
MissRachieee 3
I've read this FML before...re-post :/
loserface7 0
lol