Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, my dad has such thick, horn like toenails that when I stepped on one of the cuttings, it actually stabbed into the thinner skin on the underside of my toe and bled like crazy. FML
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
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Top comments
jchansfan 0
You really arern't very bright, are you? :P
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Yes, believe it or not women have to shave their toes/feet/armpits/legs/and any other part they feel like shaving, because just like any human we have hair all over our body and we like to get rid of it any way we can
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Comments (116)
the_nautilus 1
I have hairy toes too, then again I'm greek so that goes without saying. I'm just glad it's winter now because I can wear socks and not have to worry about shaving them anymore.... it could be worse. once while trimming my nether regions the scissors slipped. now THAT was traumatizing and it took like 2 weeks to heal.
Shockvalue 0
Oooh, ouch, I've done that too (with the scissors and the nether-region trimming). I couldn't sit comfortable for a while lol.
Dragonmouth 4
Hobbits!
tiffanypack 0
so do I ! hahaha , i thought i was the only one with hary toes xD
on_the_flip_side 0
Another person who has the same issue as me! I'm glad this FML circulated. Thank the lord I'm blonde though...
XaosZaleski 0
Blood: I'm 90% Polish, and my hair (everywhere) is dark brown/black
hiphopapotamuz 0
welcome to the club
blland 0
just like being gay, it's just a personal choice, honey! you don't need to shave your toes because of what other people think!
quarty165 0
don't shave them. it'll make it worse, trust me. it's like women who go through menopause and try to shave off their mustaches ->not a good idea.
cm27_fml 1
i feel your pain op, my sister and i have what we call hobbit feet, a trait we all get from our dad, try nair or something so you won't get cut
MaddogTotten 0
shaving your hair doesn't make it grow in any thicker or darker. all it does is causes the ends to be flat instead of pointed, which makes it feel "stubble-y". shave away Sasquatch.
catiedid 0
done it. i'm all sympathy for you.