Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, my dad has such thick, horn like toenails that when I stepped on one of the cuttings, it actually stabbed into the thinner skin on the underside of my toe and bled like crazy. FML
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
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Top comments
jchansfan 0
You really arern't very bright, are you? :P
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Yes, believe it or not women have to shave their toes/feet/armpits/legs/and any other part they feel like shaving, because just like any human we have hair all over our body and we like to get rid of it any way we can
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Comments (116)
Shmoopie4 0
Haven't you heard of waxing, you idiot?
Shockvalue 0
Not everyone can afford that and if they're like me, storebought wax doesn't do shit.
mollie1 0
to op: woof! to blland: being gay is a "personal choice"? you're just kind of dumb, aren't you.
Did_i_deserve_it 0
Yeahh, Being gay is more of a way of life. It just happens.
azscocogirl 0
no worries. most women have to. especially those who have darker hair. the same thing has happened to me before because I have black hair. haha.
evil_bunny 0
wtf?? who are these women who need to shave their toes? i hardly even have to shave my legs monkeys.
mylife30 0
simpathy would be nice bitch
Shockvalue 0
maybe because you're a freakin Barbie who's practically hairless? Show some ******* sympathy. Women come in different packages, don't be a bitch about it.
FarSide 23
The beaver must be sporting an incredible coat for the winter.
stephenson_fml 0
I feel your pain, I have to shave mine too
123monkey 0
I shave mine too, but I've never cut myself there before, sucks for you!
ScaryyMary 14
Hairy feet? ... OH MY GOD YOU MUST BE A HOBBIT!
dam01_fml 0
I shave mine aswell...you're perfectly fine :) I hate it when I do one toe and forget the other one...that sucks I only get it on my big toe though, does annoy me sometimes. then i remember that no-one notices. I hope all u guys here that read this go look at your girlfriends or your mums toes and see if you can see hair or stubble! i bet you will ;)
Prawn_fml 2
Of course they'll see hair or stubble; we're human. We are completely and utterly covered in hair. Heck, we're one of the only mammals who even have hair on the palms of our hands and feet. If those guys (or any girls for that matter, vice versa) haven't spotted any hair or not been upset by the hair by themselves, why make them look closer? You trying to make more people have to modify themselves?
ScaryyMary 14
Humans don't have hairy palms. Unless they ********** excessively. (you looked)
Shockvalue 0
Girl I feel your pain. I'm half black, but rather light skinned so I have to shave my toes too. It's perfectly ok. I've cut my toe doing that too :P It's a bitch.