Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, my dad has such thick, horn like toenails that when I stepped on one of the cuttings, it actually stabbed into the thinner skin on the underside of my toe and bled like crazy. FML
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
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Top comments
jchansfan 0
You really arern't very bright, are you? :P
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Yes, believe it or not women have to shave their toes/feet/armpits/legs/and any other part they feel like shaving, because just like any human we have hair all over our body and we like to get rid of it any way we can
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Comments (116)
Amalieprinsesse 3
everyone has hair on their toes.. some are just darker. like everyone has hair un their upper lip.
Guitarist45 0
Damn, beat me to it. F***ing hobbits........ lol!
iheart 0
notice how the OP is a woman...fyl.
erslove 0
Haha I deffinetly cut my toes alll the time. It hurtss:/
shalizzz 0
A razor? For your toes???????????????? Why do women insist on using a razor when it comes to hair removal? It's sooooooo time consuming AND you have to do it at least once every other day in order to keep your skin smooth. Waxing, tweezing, plucking, using an epilator...... theses methods have much longer-lasting results, not to mention that, over time, the hair roots become weaker, so the hairs will end up growing slower, if at all. And all of these methods are safe for using even on sensitive skin - my skin is incredibly sensitive and very fair, but I have yet to experience any irritation, rashes or anything like that.
pango_fml 0
I have hairy toes too, so I shave them. I'm blonde, but everything from the belly-down is dark, so I shave it. It sucks to have your father's genes. :( Yeah, I've never cut my toe shaving but I bet it hurts! :(
BadLuckBub 0
This is a really crappy FML. Shaving your toes isn't a big deal for women really, least most women I know do it. If you don't shave enough that's your own fault for being too lazy, it takes all of what, 5 seconds to do? You're not bigfoot and have to do the whole darn foot! And clearly you don't care about them to show them in the first place to do it that often.
froggi_fml 0
finally! someone with the same problem as me!!
fableq 0
yeah, I totally shave my toes too. I've cut myself too, sux.
Roseisbored 13
Same. When I was growing up (Read: late teens) my dad would laugh and say it was 'cuz I was half Italian.
LadyAshley 0
I shave the hair on my toes, even though theirs not much to shave. I've cut my toes twice shaving them and it doesn't hurt at all, it just bleeds a lot.