Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
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Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
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shawnarawwwrr 0
did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said
manders_ 0
oh god that sucks..
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22_fml 0
maybe you dropped 2 pills and you found one and took it. then found the second later.
chichmode 9
... That's best case scenario...
ATchick_08 0
A rat turd??? lmao
allylovesbrody 0
haha omg, that sucks
ZiggyMorrison 0
horse laxative
average_girl 0
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ONES I HAVE HEARD!!!!!! awww man that suxx! lol i think it would best if u DIDNT know what u swallowed LOL this is hilarious!!!
Fields4mint 0
I did it once before, too. Dropped a pill on the ground, wasn't wearing my glasses, and ended up popping a button into my mouth (I have no idea where the button came from, however). Thankfully, mine was supposed to be dissolved, and when it didn't dissolve I realized something was wrong. Hopefully whatever you swallowed will pass without problems!
average_girl 0
HAHAHAHA THIS IS ONE IF THE BEST ONES I HAVE HEARD!!! i think it would be best if u DIDNT know what u put in your mouth LOL this is hilarious!!!
wtfdidido 0
Probably some poop.
tee_baby 0
idk, u tell us.
mf_fml 0
i once reached into a shoe of mine, and thinking i had found a marble, grabbed it and saw that it was a black widow. so... there's that.
tournamentdecide 33
It is a good thing black widows are docile