he lives in England, im pretty sure most of them were

53, The person/people telling him everything may be someone who recently moved to England. Or they may just not know that "northern" british people have different accents than "southern" british people.

If I read the FML correctly, OP says that they have lived where they currently live all their life. :)

*"would have"

I'm confused as to why "would of," is in quotes. Aside from it being completely incorrect, and meaning nothing in the English language.

@79 Here in London, you're more likely to hear someone say "would of" than "would have". Was trying to make a joke, but I guess nobody got it. Also, it's full of different races so sometimes you don't hear a proper British accent.... *sigh*

Except Canadians. Thats more like a lack of an accent.

Oh, Canadians have accents. Go stateside with a Canadian flag on your luggage and it's almost guaranteed someone will all you to say "out and about". Also Quebec, Ontario, Alberta and Saskatchewan have notably different accents.

I don't even understand the "out and about" thing. I've heard americans say it and it sounds the same.

To folks with a southern accent, or if the speaker has a Quebecois or territorial accent, it sounds like oot and aboot. I travel too much, even I notice it now. If you want to mess with Yankees, call everyone hoser and use eh where punctuation would go if you were writing.

@18 I live in Canada, and I can hear that Canadians do have an accent, very different from other countries

I'm Canadian and enjoy saying 'opt and aboot' a lot! I was even told once that I sounded British. I didn't think my accent sounded like that! Lol

aboot sounds like it might sound Scottish...

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That was quite a mouthful. #17, I do believe this person up here seems to have you in high regards

Imagine therestof Canada when they hear my Newfie accient then. An Irish,British, french accent gets looked at as well.

"blamed you for"... or "accused you of"? #grammarnazi

Blamed and accused can often be used interchangeably. In most cases either one can be used correctly. It does look a bit odd in this circumstance, however, it is still correct. Both mean that someone is holding you responsible for something.

yeah, i feel your pain on that one.

Why would someone even want to talk like an american? I live in the U.S. and don't want to because the people are rude, fat, and stupid.

^ So you are rude, fat, and stupid as well then? You do realize that you have lopped yourself right in there with the very people that you seem to so passionately despise by default, right? Makes sense.

62- Then get the **** out. I rather be fat, rude and stupid than ignorant as ****.

#25, which American accent? Midwest, New England, Southern, Californian, Texan? (Just to name a few.)

There's a Californian accent? Huh. I've never noticed. I'm from Arizona, and I've been told we have accents as well, but I can't figure out what we do differently.

80- I moved to Oregon from Arizona and I noticed the accent is pretty much the same but I say anything with "ire" in it differently. Such as tire, liar, etc. It's more..cowboyish haha. They also pronounce things a lot clearer here.

72 The "joy-zee" accent is interesting enough.

65, I am rude, not necessarily fat, not skinny though. And if I were stupid I probably wouldn't have noticed the stupidity of those around me. And I didn't mean to "include myself" with that. I intend to state the fact of basically the majority. Even though, I will admit that I said "all".

^actually, I didn't say "all". I said "the people". I didn't specify which people. So while I admit that it could be taken as the way you thought, I intended it as most.

You can be stupid and still think others are stupid. Just saying.

^yes, but it makes them even more stupid than myself, so therefore I am still smarter than the other people.