Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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route95 0
i dont believe this because doctors are used to seeing anything. there is no way this actually happened.
KPACOTKA 0
how pathetic ;)
Kevindu06700 1
shoulda been today a woman saw my penis for the first time im 30 FML lol shiity bust
jdkfgkjdfb 0
PWNED.
Gavik 0
Numbers 44 and 53 arn't actually religious or moral people - they're just too psychotic to get any.
MahnaMahna_fml 0
Fake. Your mom was the first woman to see your penis. Even if your mom died in childbirth a nurse would have seen it when she changed your diapers. Likewise for babysitters and guardians until your potty training.
yoboo310 0
illl have sex with u
yeahbuddy098 0
Me too?
roachspray 0
#65: "the average ****** only goes about 4 inches deep" - obviously you have no experience with women whatsoever. FYL, OP. That blows.
hughh 0
well is it cause your gay or something.....that could explain it lol..
KenMcGormick 0
a woman doctor laugh at your penis??? OK... from what i know... for such things... they will try to get Male doctors for such penisy problems... if you showed a woman doctor your penis... most likely she is a rare penis professional who SHOULD be used to seeing penises... unless 1) She's just joking with you and she is no professional in this field 2) You drew a smiley face on the head But most likely i call this a shenanigan.