Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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caligal14 0
People that are saying he's gay: I think not, because if he didn't WANT a woman to see his penis, then it's not an FML. That sucks... like, a lot
mtlxpimp 0
your a ******
TeenTiger 0
That must have been pretty damn embarrassing.
Quad17 0
Yo, go exercise your penis or get some invigorex
anonymous678 0
it's not the size of the fishing pole, it's how you wiggle your worm
Victoria2103 0
Get some!
maxv_15 0
umm... sorry to be prejudice but you must completely SUCK AT LIFE
Darrian 2
#5: Real mature. I'm sure he had complete control over his genetics. Grow the **** up.
Feste_fml 0
Hey, if you want to be a virgin till you're married, that's fine. What is sad to me is that no woman has SEEN it. That means no handjobs or oral, pretty much nothing past 2nd base. So he's either INSANELY religious, or gay (which would be much less depressing), or yeah, he needs to get out there and find some drunk chicks/hookers.
route95 0
fake