Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite him having a truck and plenty of food in the house, my lazy dad woke me up early and forced me to get him a cup of coffee and a biscuit from the convenience store. They only had sausage biscuits. When I returned, he shot me a dirty look, ripped out the contents of the biscuit, and ate only the bread. FML
Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
Today, after I worked 15 hours yesterday, coming home at 1 a.m. thinking I could sleep in because my kids have no school, I was woken up at 7 a.m. because they wanted pancakes. FML
Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML
Today, I accidentally overslept and missed a morning breakfast at work, one I never get to have when it happens. Not only did my boss say nothing about me being absent, he even asked me if the food was good. FML
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
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Top comments
kyjp 0
next time, get an alarm clock
Livinia 11
Damn.. makes me hungry just reading that.
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Comments (107)
An0nym0us5757 0
that sux
An0nym0us5757 0
Haters
kapippenger 0
If the smell didn't wake you up, that is your fault.
Creamysweeps 5
okay, 15 totally copied 14s thing abt the smell waking him up. just sayinn
JakeLee 6
well the comments were posted only a minute apart. so I doubt that he saw 14's comment around the exact time it was posted, thought of his own comment that he wanted to post, and then actually posted it all within that minute timeframe.
kapippenger 0
Thank you 96. Damn look before you go around bashing people. I was typing it at the same time as him.
ladybunny 0
go to the nearest ihop and take dad's credit card with you
bigarat10 0
sounds like a good breakfast
DocBastard 40
Sounds like a shit breakfast anyway. I always preferred spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam.
YouCanHaveACoke 0
Long time no see, Doc :)
Siji 0
I loled at the Monty Python reference. ;)
tattooedcowboy 6
ha ha i bet it tasted great
fk123 0
damn dude that sucks
RavenNight 0
shouldnt u be old enough tht ur family doesnt have to wake u up?
Wheredidgrungego 12
Great. Now I'm hungry. Thanks OP.
unholymasta 4
my mouth just started to water