Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Technically
Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, I was in a good mood for once, but my professor looked at me and said, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML
Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML
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crazykidd15 0
wow umm ur teachers a b*tch
perdix 31
Only some people can pull off that Mad Scientist look. If you don't look demented enough, it just comes off as stupid.
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mj_ok 9
Your teacher is a jerkface:( I mean, maybe you should try a different expression:?
wdd2 5
That'll teach you to smile politely! Kids these days have no respect.
KenziiLynn 5
Next time just say sorry ill out down the mirror
aMoR3mio 5
teachers are so rude sometimes...why would she yell at you for smiling? at least it wasn't a sad face.
nikawoohoo 6
what a bicth! i had a sub yell at me for a little yawn she she yell and then sent me to the office she a hoe
hoonyer 17
Butters mom... Butter cant come out to play today boys, he thinks it funny to look like a jackass in his school pictures, which I have to pay for! Butters... But I told you mom I didnt mean to look like a jackass, it just happend. Butters mon....You made a goofy face! Butters... No, thats what I look like,see. Butters mom..Dont you make that face at me young man! Butters...I am not making a face mom! Butters mom.....Stop it! Butters mom....Fine Butters if you dont wanna stop making the stupid face at me, you can just stay in your room for another week! Butters.... Another week! I hate my stupid face!
chubby_choco 17
There's no helping it - sometimes, you just get stuck with the douchebag teacher. I actually had a teacher who openly admitted she was flunking me because she didn't like me. Can you transfer to another teacher who's instructing the same class? Most schools will let you do that even if your reason is kind of half-assed.
ImTheAlpha 30
And people wonder why I never smile.
Bemilu 4
Dont kid yourself, you were probably smiling like an idiot.