Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML
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Top comments
NoOrdinaryNZer 28
Too much internet time haha
Dave_Davington 34
So what were they?
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Comments (77)
Marjo86 29
Are your shoes that hideous?
Ilmoran 20
Maybe they are that fabulous instead.
RandomLG94 21
Did he at least propose afterwards?? Sorry OP :(
papajohn16 12
NO WAY ????? ?
Michael903 18
Time for a pedicure?
Silverfeathery 21
Slap him
mcluvin_707 6
Respond in the bedroom by asking "WHAT IS THAT?"
vorspiel 17
F his life for using a really stupid, tired internet meme in real life. What a tool.
Morning_fml 22
Frankly you sound like the tool. Why you so mad? A joke is a joke, relaaaaaaax. It gonna be ok
vorspiel 17
Yeah except jokes are meant to be funny.
z_candy 18
What shoes were you wearing?
revolvearoundme 15
She was wearing Crocs and her LBD.
idk_rose 25
I like that one. Keep him.
megamonster99 18
oh internet! You never disappoint me... except when you do.