Love: Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me,...

Wtf 3 November 2015, 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Anonymous 23 November 2013, 00:16 Ottawa, Canada

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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franky 25 March 2013, 21:45 Brunswick, Germany

Lower your expectations

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML

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Username 20 July 2011, 23:07 United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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maebyf This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Canada

Perfect date

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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Anonymous 30 December 2012, 06:29 Calgary, Canada

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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amelie 9 December 2018, 05:00

Nervous

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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Storm 23 September 2011, 03:05 Canada

Jumping the gun

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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Anonymous 6 July 2017, 02:00 Halstead, United Kingdom

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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Bassackward 25 August 2016, 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML