Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Shorty
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
I'm not a kid
Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML
Jump
Today, someone in my class wrote, "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I'm always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, I found out the high school I have been doing at home for the past 3 years isn't accredited and doesn't count for anything. I'm 18 and starting high school as a freshman next year. FML
Today, I was told that when I was in middle school and thought I was considered class clown for either making jokes or acting stupid, people thought I actually was stupid and/or mentally challenged. FML
Short king
Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML
Today, I got mistaken for a high school freshman. It’s my 23rd birthday. FML
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gracehi 33
One of the coolest people I know is really short. Granted, he's Tyrian Lannister, a fictitious character I've never actually met, but still.
JCWolfGirl 14
I know how you feel op, I'm 22 and only 4'10"!
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Comments (89)
neuronerd 29
It's ok, in 3rd grade I was about the height of the average adult female. But hey, if you're under 4'10", there are college scholarships you can apply for, solely based on short stature.
Birdie27 11
I feel for you. I teach 3rd grade and a few of my students are taller than me.
CliffyB03 28
21 and 2 inches above the legal midget height. Don't feel bad! We stick together
vampire9545 5
i know the feeling. 5'3 male here
HeyPeople13 16
Same! *high five
Icyday 7
There's nothing wrong with being little. How the hell is this an FML.
Icyday 7
Thanks FML for blocking my comment while I was in the middle of editing it. Y'all are idiots. There's nothing wrong with being little. It is a win. Being little is excellent. You have nothing to complain about OP.
XxNightwingxX 21
That's okay. I blend in with the students at the middle school where I WORK.
HeyPeople13 16
Nothing to be ashamed of. I'm graduating high school in just 3 days and I'm as short as the average 4th grader.
GymnastPassion 11
Same age 16 and 5ft tall.
failalltheway 22
Jenna loooool.