Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful
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Savvy89 0
Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D
SurpriseButtseks 0
I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol
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joey11 0
the dollar sign comes before the number... maybe you're not the first one in your family to date your cousin.
hk_fml 9
Awww at least you have a new dress! xD I hope you two agreed to never speak of this again.
sjks 0
i didn't even splurge like that for prom, let alone a date with my cousin
imhawaiian 0
LoL, that made my (birth)day thanks!
craigahh 0
#48 FTW!
mylifesucks52 0
online chat: lookingfortherightguy: so, what are you doing today??? ilovemyfamily: im going to a family reunion later lookingfortherightguy: no way!!!! so am i!!! at my grandmas!!! ilovemyfamily: NO WAY!! ME TOO!!! such a coincidence or not... you deserved it if you didnt figure out it was your cousin
vt_mruhlin 0
Sounds like you spent a little too much money for that first date.
Poopybuttz 0
the dollar sign goes before the monetary amount. tsk tsk.
kphoffman 0
#17 should have never said something like that: " god you must desperate, put your lips back on the barrel. maybe people will feel bad then? i know i won't" that is just a dumb thing to say. I saw on the news the other day that a guy got bullied and someone told him to go home and shoot himself that no one would miss him and that is what he did. no matter if what the person did what real or stupid never say that to someone. i reported abust on it.
Orlinda 2
lmao at least u laughed at it i hoped...kinda creepy and shows u its a small world...but why did u spend soo much for the 1st date???