Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
akd_rocks tells us more.
Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Savvy89 0
Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D
SurpriseButtseks 0
I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol
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Comments (304)
DizzyDemon0 9
haha. ew.
Orlinda 2
lmao woow u even made a joke on it....damn that shows u its a small world
idrivefast 0
And you didn't exchange photos?
resawins 0
EPIC!!!
sugarspyce 0
epic fail.
annabananaxx 0
The people who posted after #41 saying things about how she could have not known that he was her cousin are idiots. No need to speculate, the OP posted it for you. :P
surreal 0
lol @ #82 that sucks. a lot.
Monty_Python 0
FYL, but you deserved it for not finding out his full name or what he looked like.
megs8907 0
I agree with #54. I really like how you wrote your FML. It also sucks that he was your cousin. But if you never met him and I agree "Smith" is a very common name, how DID you figure out that it was your cousin after you met him, before it went any further? lol.
log1k 3
LOL, great use of the mastercard way, worked perfectly :D Definitely a good FML lol