Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
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Top comments
ImaginaryFoe 1
This is only a problem if your bf is dull or you can't sing. If that's the case, YDI.
Cbizzlez 10
what's wrong with singing loudly? if he's ur bf he shouldn't care
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Comments (180)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
WTF just happened to the dude I was talking about. am I going crazy or something it was right here a minute ago...
Daniboy_hockey 0
agreed with 38
jesusjammies 0
Your life is so over.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
WTF just happened to the dude who said moist, it was right there. am I going crazy or something...
i_wuz_nver_here 31
sorry posted that twice, damn slow Internet on my iPod.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
well for my fourth and possibly last comment on this one I'll say something related to this fml. GET OVER IT DAMN FUCKTARD, IF YOUR THAT EMBARESSED OF SOMEONE SEEING YOU THEN YDI. YOU PROBABLY HAVE NEIGHBOORS WHO COULDVE SEEN!!!!!!!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
meant fifth and I guess now sixth. I guess I should shut up now.
angeluv_2014 22
Please
nerdsgetmehot 23
My boyfriend definitely wouldn't mind if he caught me singing/dancing on my kitchen table. He'd probably love it. :P
aussie827 0
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RedPillSucks 33
You should have asked him to join you
LilAfo 4
Exaaactly make him dance with you on the table :b