Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML
Today, I visited a friend at work with a couple of other friends. We like to play pranks, so we went to his register and started loudly discussing our masturbation habits as a joke. Some bitch complained, and his boss fired him and kicked us all out. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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Top comments
Zelphoric 25
Sounds like he failed to clean up his act.
Steve95401 49
Sounds like he won't be a lifer at this job either.
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Comments (39)
Setareh23 34
Ok people, I'm seeing a lot of comments here saying stuff like "compliments are not sexual harassment, boohoo you hate it when people tell you nice things, etc..." First of all, we don't know his exact wording. For all we know, he could've been complimenting her in a very vulgar fashion. Secondly, even if he was saying something like "oh, you look good today," the WAY you say it can change things completely. The words themselves are fairly innocuous, but add emphasis on certain parts, a wink here and there and maybe little kisses, and it becomes something which can understandably make someone very uncomfortable. Thirdly, it says "the janitor would not stop..." implying either that she clearly asked him to stop but he refused and/or that he was complimenting her excessively (which can impede your work, take up your time, put stress between you and your coworkers, etc...) if done consistently. In the latter case, I wouldn't necessarily say go to HR right away, but only if he refuses to stop once you ask him. Fourthly, he has been fired for harassment before! That, and the fact that OP clearly felt uncomfortable about whatever it was he wa saying, makes it seem much more likely to me that his attitude was inappropriate, than that OP is just a self-absorbed overreacting bitch.
clickme 17
Sounds like a compliment. Why not just say "Thank You"?
worldclassrager 41
I would think he would have realised after losing his first and now losing it again (soon) should help
buddy_J 16
Explain to me how saying "you look beautiful today" is harassment. Even if he says it over and over. Yeah, it's probably annoying, but no, it's not harassment
RandKP 21
I suggest you take the original post to the HR department of the company you work for and ask if, by law, it does, or even can, constitute sexual harassment, and if so how. I can positively guarantee that you will get an answer, and explanation, that you don't expect.
Mechazilla2 15
I'm liking all the feminists that are down voting all the comments that are saying how someone complimenting another person's appearance isn't sexual harassment.
conflictedebola 20
Ah, the internet. Immediately jumping to defend someone with a *history of sexual harassment* because "IT'S JUST A COMPLIMENT HE WASN'T HARASSING YOU". //Don't you just love it? //heavy sarcasm
hi_im_ughlee 19
Hope he gets taken care of! You shouldn't have to feel uncomfortable at your job! Best of luck, OP!
samwilliams800 28
If she asked him to stop then anything after that can be considered harassment.