Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, I gave a sexual harassment seminar, explaining how important it is to not do anything that makes coworkers uncomfortable. Someone joked, "Like telling you your fly is open?" I tried to zip up, but it got caught on my underwear. There were 20 minutes left in the program. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
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Top comments
YallNoobs 0
who the **** doesn't wear underwear? At least #1 had his boxers on and just misclosed it...
jm88 0
Oh man, I just went through this not too long ago. The button was missing to keep my boxers closed and I didnt properly zip my fly after using the bathroom. I gave my friends a free show for at least a minute.
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Comments (83)
Bkkid99 0
Werd to # 42 lol . Good going buddy
amirn86 0
I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss her, I'm a bad boy for breakin' her heart AND I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FREEBALLIN
Jem0_0 0
Fail.
A_bomb19 0
ummm......................... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why don't you wear underwear to work?? if your a guy, that is nasty! but if you were a girl, that would be HOT! but you're not, so don't. how could you forget?? unless she is like REALLY hot, and you know you were gonna do that BEFORE you went to work. that would be a little better. but i think you should respect women. if they want to see it, believe me, THE'LL LET YOU KNOW! so if you want to show them, if you are half way good looking, and are interested in all the things they aren't, so they don't think you are gay, she will be ready sooner or later! :)
savesam 0
if you were cute then they wouldnt have laughed. they probably would have liked it.
bandito0007 0
SOLUTION: WEAR UNDERWEAR
little_one 20
Wow funny as hell! I know a guy in my class has a button fly and is too lazy to do it up but we are chefs in training and have to change in and out of the uniform all day but at least he wears boxers. If he was cute I still would have laughed because it's so random and like NEVER happens... why people wear undies!
kazspaz 0
HAHA dumbass
shadowprometheus 0
If you're going to go commando, always make sure to check your fly
jeniilouise 0
haha lol :) but ydi for not wearing underwear!