Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, I gave a sexual harassment seminar, explaining how important it is to not do anything that makes coworkers uncomfortable. Someone joked, "Like telling you your fly is open?" I tried to zip up, but it got caught on my underwear. There were 20 minutes left in the program. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
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Top comments
YallNoobs 0
who the **** doesn't wear underwear? At least #1 had his boxers on and just misclosed it...
jm88 0
Oh man, I just went through this not too long ago. The button was missing to keep my boxers closed and I didnt properly zip my fly after using the bathroom. I gave my friends a free show for at least a minute.
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Comments (83)
eureka_fml 6
There is no "cool posture sitting on her desk." That's already enough to make you look creepy; no underwear just sealed the deal.
csigabajnok 0
I constantly forget to zip my fly, so I know what you're talking about -at least I wear underwear :)
b182link 0
haha I like your picture, iron maiden is awesome
Guch 0
Going commando is win, leaving fly open is lose. Its the risk we take.
Tkim32 0
Worded beautifuly.
jm88 0
"Its the risk we take" had me cracking up.
BeautyAndBrains 0
I'm so scared this will happen to me. I check my fly about ten times after I go to the bathroom or get dressed for the day. Sucks!
lulz_fml 0
The solution? Wear underwear. And if that don't work.. Wear more underwear.
Panime 0
Obviously she liked what she saw if she let you stay there for 10 minutes.
Moo_Horse 0
lmfao
heyitsme112233 0
That's really nasty. Wear some underwear dude.
jayfx 0
That's so gross, wear some underwear.
redroses5 0
uh-uh. I see a sexual harrassment lawsuit in your future. haha