Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML
Today, I was demoted from my job because the security cameras caught me dancing in the elevator, and it was considered "inappropriate behavior." I was celebrating getting a promotion. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
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Top comments
nathan5 0
Oooh, you two...i think its time for a blonde fight! round 1: what's 2+2 lol jk
xxLauraSxx 4
....... wow. unhygienic? that's what you think about when you read this? get a life.
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Comments (43)
alipod 11
is Joachim Löw your husbend? did u learn how to eat the....... like him?
Juneyah1017 9
your like germanys soccer coach in the world cup lmao.
elmorous 0
Did you wipe some on each button? -Hmmmmm, why is the 5th floor stickier than the 6th?
JonnyNoThumbs 0
What's with the "eww gross" comments? Everyone picks their nose when they're alone. OP, just laugh it off. No big deal.
katplayer 4
YDI, man. The only place to pick your nose in public is the bathroom.
hawtdawggy 0
i find it funny how the guard went out of his way to tell u how funny that was lol
CallMeHush 1
Wait, what did you do with the booger?
tmmundy 17
that's what my question is?? but I really don't think I want to know!! gross!!
maagz 0
That'll teach you to pick your nose in public, haha (:
yummycupcakegirl 0
Wash your hands please....
green_eyed_gwen 0
Just because times are tough doesn't mean you should dig for gold!