Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I tried to act extra confident by making intense eye contact during a meeting. My boss finally stopped talking and asked, “Do you need something, or are you just glaring at me?” Now everyone thinks I have a crush on him. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
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suppressed08 2
Easy enough excuse - just say it was for easy remembrance. It only works as an excuse cos he's your boss though :)
UnicornsDoExist 0
Dude, that's embarrassing. I once had to tell my dad my laptop password so he could get a guy to fix it (my crush's dad) and my password was my crush's first and last name.
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Comments (179)
Lilllly_1316 0
YDI for making it your boss's name, and being clueless that your boss might need your password for something WORK related. But, FML because that sucks, and I feel your pain. So... I'mma click both. :D
benelly 0
this fml is a copy cat. someone has already used this exact one for a laugh. having trouble believing this OP.
rawrgoesthedinos_fml 0
same.
oh_merde 11
Ikr
Stabmewithaspoon 0
Sound like a bad porno intro
VictimsOfTheDown 0
:) haha very true
VictimsOfTheDown 0
:) haha very true
failblorg 0
I'd say because your terrible with names and the last name you'd wanna forget is your own boss, right? RIGHT!?
meeeaner_th 16
Just say you forgot it and you have it written down somewhere. Run out of his office and change it, come back later. Simple.
lolatlifehahaha 0
well, maybe it's a good thing that you're forced to reveal your feelings. you might be rewarded for it :)
Richisme 0
Why the FML? Now is your chance. Tell him the truth. What's the worst that could happen? If you are rejected, then it's good knowing you asked. If accepted, hot, passionate office sex.
squirrels_FTW 3
lol..... that's embarrasin.....
FrankHotpants 31
was it necessary that you tell him? you couldn't of just typed it in yourself?
A_Clwrk_Orng 0
oh noes... when I worked at (company name goes here) one of the IT guys asked for my password for whatever reason, and I told him it was "iLoVeItDoggyStyle" we had a good laugh.. YDI for embarrassing so easy.