Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I tried to act extra confident by making intense eye contact during a meeting. My boss finally stopped talking and asked, “Do you need something, or are you just glaring at me?” Now everyone thinks I have a crush on him. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
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Top comments
suppressed08 2
Easy enough excuse - just say it was for easy remembrance. It only works as an excuse cos he's your boss though :)
UnicornsDoExist 0
Dude, that's embarrassing. I once had to tell my dad my laptop password so he could get a guy to fix it (my crush's dad) and my password was my crush's first and last name.
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Comments (179)
AKsmall_fry 2
OMG I'm completely in love with my supervisor too! I know we're perfect for each other, but I'm sure my boyfriend (who also works with us) and my supervisor's wife and child would not agree.
jaybaldi 15
I hate you
Talis99 26
I don't care how old this is. Both the wife and the boyfriend would be better off without you. You sound like a creepy childish stalker and you shouldn't be in a relationship if you're drooling over someone else.
poncho55 40
That's creepy as ****. Bloody hell, woman. Tone it down a bit.
labaro19 17
YDI because that's creepy
dannnngthatsux 19
Somebody doesn't understand work security, he should never need someone's direct password. there should be a company wide admin login (root?).
1karls1 8
Dude that's creepy tbh.
TacoloverSWE 23
Once I had to tell a bunch of computer technicians that my computer password was "Canned Poo 1337". Changed that password without ever looking back :/
Talis99 26
Who does this past 6th grade?
laurellkawes 31
Creeper
fantasyworld 39
That's creepy.
stfuwtf 21
In the nicest way possible, that's creepy.