Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I spent half an hour on the phone with a customer. At the end of the conversation, as he was putting down the phone, I heard him say 'God, he was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. FML
Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML
Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML
Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business. After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office and told me I'm not getting the job and to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessed by a demon". FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for saving them money. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
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Im_An_FML_User 0
What did you do to make her think that?
mfmylifesrsly 30
Maybe OP is a ginger? Since we have no soul and are evil, you know..
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Comments (146)
What_Willis_is_t 1
You're not a messenger from the Devil?? Am I the only damn one?
dubx99 0
your job is awesome!
ChantelRenaeee 0
ah, the elderly. they're so cute!
rbond93 4
wow...christians......
funallthetime 0
thats what you get for being emo(:
iHorus_fml 0
niiice =D
acb132_fml 3
hahahahaha
stephanyk2 7
poor old lady. don't laugh you'll prolly lose your mind too when you get old.
natepy 0
you were at work, how does this "fml??"
ericFKNspangler 0
I would've admitted that it was her time, and insisted she go buy some snacks for the party at the gates.