Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML
Today, at a busy register, I greeted a customer, started scanning items, and only halfway through realized they were on their phone with earbuds in and had not actually been talking to me. I got flustered, scanned the same item twice, and had to call over a manager while the line behind them got longer. FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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PureGold 0
I HATE when people look they could be talking to you but are talking into their bluetooth devices. It embarrasses both the talker (unless they're a douche) and the person who things they're being talked to, and it's rude. Such a sign of the times x(...you could be standing in a huge crowd of people, but everyone's in their own little world.
Bubs_fml 0
Don't feel bad. She probably didn't mean you're ugly, but then again she's using a bluetooth in a grocery store. She's a douche.
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president_benson 0
When I was a cashier, I loathed it when someone came up to purchase something while talking on a cell phone. Most of the time, they would be decent, end their conversation, become human, and pay for their stuff. but there was always those few that kept blathering during the whole time. This is why I don't miss that job. Seriously, F her!
youareindeepshit 0
This seems straight ripped form a TV show.
naiveprophet 15
I've also mistaken people on their bluetooth as speaking to me. It's quite embarrassing but it's also so annoying, particularly when you're a cashier. I'm a photo specialist so I actually have to converse with my customers, and when they're yacking away on their cell phone I want to walk away until they've finished their conversation.
camis 0
Boohoo, my life is ****** because I was mislead to believe that a compliment was about me.
Seegtease 0
#15! I knew I recognized this, yeah it IS from Freaky Friday. The mom's like a therapist or something, so that's why she was giving complimentary speech on the phone. Why would somebody copy a move and post it here?
Ordinary_Zena 0
that is so funny!!!! i hate when stuff like that happens to me!!
woody_fml 0
I don't get why some people comment that this came from Freaky Friday and think that this might never ever happen in real life. Have you met these wankers on their bluetooth headsets?
Seegtease 0
It could have happened, but it followed the scene so perfectly, I find it hard to believe. Of course I agree. Rude Bluetooth users piss me off.
davidtheday 0
Bluetooth? You mean Douchetooth.
cmb87 0
Yeah don't feel bad, only the biggest douche bags use bluetooth headsets