Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing the tab in, she lifted it up and broke the machine, spilling slushie all over the floor. I was the only one working, so I had to clean it all up. I spent the rest of my shift covered in red slushie and smelling like cherry. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I worked a short shift at work, getting sent home early because it was slow. In the time I was gone, my family decided surprise me by rearranging my room and put in my new desk. They also surprised me when I learned that they'd spilled a slushie on my very expensive computer. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, while working in my shop, I was mopping the floor. A customer saw what I was doing, grabbed a bottle of Coca-Cola from the shelf, and poured it all over the floor where I had just finished mopping. FML
Today, while serving a line of ten customers by myself at the coffee shop I work at, I knocked over a cup of steaming hot milk and it went all over the coffee bar, espresso machine, floor, and myself. I then had to act like everything was fine and make a line of drinks with milk everywhere. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML
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musu_fml 0
You must be pretty rubbish at cleaning if you managed to get it all over yourself. What did you do, lie down on the floor and roll back and forth in it until your clothes soaked it all up?
redbluegreen 41
I guess your cherry has been found.
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Comments (98)
BillieBobbles 3
I'm failing to see a downside. =)
kirei_fml 0
At least you smell good & that it wasn't vomit.
TheTruth1428 0
YDI. How horrible do you have to be at cleaning to be "covered" in something you're cleaning up. Here's a tip for next time, you don't have to roll around in something to clean it up, that's why they invented mops, paper towels, etc.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Don't complain, you may be more attractive now than you've ever been in your life.
cheezburgergirl 0
stupid kid! did u tell her off????
JolynnConley8 0
CONLEY? WE HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME!
BussellRishop 0
to be fair, girls are delicious
plexico 4
Oh, Lyrics Boy, Where Art Thou? We needed you to post: We don't have to take our clothes off To have a good time, Oh, no. We could dance & party all night And drink some cherry wine, uh huh. Someone's gotta do it. (To me it's more fun if the song is ultra-annoying.)
gonzolove 0
He's missed so many golden opportunities lately.
Intoxicunt 6
Why not Cherry Pie? *Gags at the thought of that awful song* Maybe he got banned for a week like Feminist19???
Mignun 0
I don't see a downfall. At least you didn't smell like crap. You smelt good!
Games4me 0
Oh boo-hoo, you got a little slushie on your clothes. Suck it up! And besides, I agree with #76.