LadyLou
Australia
Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
grossedout
Indianapolis, United States
Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML
sirengamer
United States
Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML
Mmorgan771
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Kamburgler
United States
Won't get fooled again
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
sel2207
France
Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML
teef
Canada
Retainer blues
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Bethany
United States
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
thanks..?
Take it while you can
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
Gee... Thanks
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
kimosabe
United States
Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML
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Tripartita 45
And they didn't even mention how good your eyeballs would be in a salad?! What a noob.
amberdea404 28
They may be the secret tooth fairy, watch out.
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Comments (87)
maxxwell9 9
Why is everyone getting down voted?
monkeytater96 23
I had a similar thing happen to me. A coworker wanted to "take me home". He claimed I had something he wanted/fancied. It was my teeth....
jonomc 12
Did he also say he'd like to have you for dinner?
LuluRichards 20
I suppose you could take that as a compliment...
uchihadesendent 14
Man that's creepy get a restraining order on this guy I'm getting bad vibes and I'm not even there.
King_of_Cha0s 12
Sounds like something my little brother would say
NoirSpartan 11
It's because you got those pearly whites..... Yeah I know, not that puny.
mandaa95 17
Sometimes I wonder how post like these can be consider a FML. Take the compliment.
Lilkat39 5
wow!! that's unsettling.
more4me 27
I know the feeling. I once went to a party where this woman kept saying how my dog's fur would make a beautiful coat for someone and she followed him around the whole evening. Creep! At least that means you have beautiful teeth, OP, so there is that !