LadyLou
Australia
Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
grossedout
Indianapolis, United States
Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML
sirengamer
United States
Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML
Mmorgan771
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Kamburgler
United States
Won't get fooled again
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
sel2207
France
Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML
teef
Canada
Retainer blues
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Bethany
United States
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
thanks..?
Take it while you can
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
Gee... Thanks
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
kimosabe
United States
Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
And they didn't even mention how good your eyeballs would be in a salad?! What a noob.
amberdea404 28
They may be the secret tooth fairy, watch out.
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weezypanda420 22
I would take it as a VERY creepy compliment..
kewpiesuicide 29
I made earrings out of my wisdom teeth but at least I'm aware of how creepy that sounds
Red_Curls1995 28
I actually like that idea totally doing that with mine
Lalala579121 28
I hope you gave them to someone as a gift.
WitEluded 13
Some guys really know how to make an impression on a lady
Glynnis62 13
Yeah that's not creepy at all...
bigmusclebro 20
He needs them for his collection!
more4me 27
Dexter, is that you ?
juicy_extasy 25
*shudders* Hell, I'M scared and I'm not even you!
vikky538 29
If i were you I will take that as a compliment
WinterChild 20
Should have said "I think you'd look better with a pearl necklace"
Mirsen1727 12
I would be proud if someone told me that. That means you have beautiful teeth. At least that's how I would take it. though it is an odd way to give a compliment.
Obito_Uchiha651 17
I don't know where you're from but where I'm from I like to keep my teeth in my mouth
worldclassrager 41
Was his name jigsaw? (Saw III)