LadyLou
Australia
Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
grossedout
Indianapolis, United States
Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML
sirengamer
United States
Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML
Mmorgan771
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Kamburgler
United States
Won't get fooled again
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
sel2207
France
Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML
teef
Canada
Retainer blues
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Bethany
United States
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
thanks..?
Take it while you can
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
Gee... Thanks
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
kimosabe
United States
Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML
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Tripartita 45
And they didn't even mention how good your eyeballs would be in a salad?! What a noob.
amberdea404 28
They may be the secret tooth fairy, watch out.
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cutycat136 28
Lock all your doors and windows tonight. Sleep with one eye open. Make sure they didn't follow you home from work to try and steal them.
tyler_the_asiann 16
Maybe because they're pearly white??
tipsy2013 24
A little girl once told me that she liked my teeth and that she would like to put them on her wall.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
it's quite different for a small child as they don't understand how this is creepy. They're learning social skills, a fully grown adult however should probably know that that comes out very very creepy.
LadyLuck93 20
Fkn weirdo.
dsmithds7 13
Hey, nice teeth are a good thing maybe you should look into advertising for dentistry. :-)
fullerkate3 17
Lol I mean that's kind of a compliment
warrenhoward42 20
saying you deserved it is a compliment for once.
send3426 24
That's just ******* creepy. I hope someone walked you to your car.
MissuhGrey 10
What a nice compliment
AlohaSnackbar 11
I like trains