Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
Today, at work, a kid rushed into the bathroom to vomit. Understandable, except he threw up into the sinks. Sinks plural, whose drain holes are so small that only liquid can really pass through. Guess who had to clean up vomit chunks. FML
Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, as I was getting ready for work, I heard a noise almost like someone was puking all over the bathroom floor. When I went to check, my 14-year-old son was puking all over the bathroom floor. The toilet, however, was pristine. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML
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Top comments
christopherwilli 14
If you throw away the rug, at least the clean up will be easy.
Xquisite1 28
At least the kid doesn't have retched aim. That fact is something that can't be repuked.
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Comments (43)
LycanGod 27
That kid did not like that rug!
Incognico 22
Selective gravity..
ecamp12 15
At least it wasn't carpet... You can just throw the rug away...
imerichello 18
At least it didn't hit you
elektra2 16
Shouldn't you be having more than one rug at the daycare?
lexiieeex3 32
Rugs are easy to clean up. At least they didn't vomit on another kid --that would be a much messier clean-up and not the best thing to tell parents.
yousofanny 6
look at the positive side at least he didn't target the entire house and made cleaning a lot more easier.
Eliiara 11
Im assuming op is upset because it's an expensive rug. Maybe just rent a carpet cleaner and use it on the rug if the material can handle it.
sparkledoge 29
You're more concerned about the rug than about the kid suddenly vomiting repeatedly ?
iReadFML12 11
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