Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML
Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML
Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML
Today, my daughter had to deal with a Karen at her job, lost her temper, and punched her unconscious just to shut her up. Sounds like a good thing, right? Wrong, she pressed charges, got my daughter arrested, and she’s now facing years in prison for grievous bodily harm. FML
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uprising_fml 0
what a badass . at least you avenged your kid .
Irishxoxo 2
At least you tried to defend your daughter.
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Comments (392)
SnowFangedBeauty 19
Mom of the year for that but a child at black friday sales you thought that'd go well because....?
zandylove 7
Good for you!!! I would have done the same thing. I hope your baby girl is ok.
elmateo_fml 9
I would not stop until every best buy banned me for beating him to a brainless pulp
TonyDobiii 5
Christmas isn't the best time of year
gennyv 29
You brought your five-year-old daughter to a best buy on Black Friday? YDI, those crowds are crazy, and she could have been stampeded. You are lucky it wasn't worse.
xxcaitlannxx 15
I would've beat the crap outta him. But out of curiosity, why did you bring your daughter?
MetalMario38 9
FYL. You did the right thing.
toongler 23
why would you put your daughter in that situation in the first place??!?!?! YDI bigtime.
Shrekie_fml 23
Why would you throw one punch? If anyone laid they're hand on my ******* siblings I would ******* end their life then and there.
nonameq 5
for everyone saying "YDI for bringing your daughter out on Black Friday because it's crazy" I've been to many Black Friday's and nobody got into any physical fights. this man did not know that he was going to encounter such violence or he probably wouldn't have taken his daughter. he had probably never been to a Black Friday sale or had never seen one get out of hand. he wanted to take his daughter out and spend time with her and buy her presents. he did not deserve his 5 year old daughter getting hit. and if you believe so you're just as crazy as the person that hit her.
shotgun_girl 17
I agree he did not deserve it but it's still not a thing you should bring a kid to and so I pressed neither button