Today, at soccer tryouts, the coach made us run the entire practice. I ran the whole two hours ahead of everyone. When the tryout ended, I vomited due to dehydration. I didn't make the team. The coach's reasoning: "Only the weak throw up". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML
Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "Five more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML
Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML
Today, I made my school's soccer team. I told the coach that since I have diabetes, I might need to sit out occasionally. He promptly erased my name and said he didn't accept "slackers." FML
Today, I got a stomach bug. Then my three kids joined in like it was a team sport. My husband decided his actual soccer game was more important. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
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The_9th_Doctor 18
what a jerk. keep trying
Wizardo 34
That's such horseshit, appeal to one of the other coaches since there are normally more than one. That actually shows you have the best fitness there, yes I am a fellow football player, carry on.
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Comments (137)
CBT214 3
He's right. You have no place on the team being that weak.
aznpink7 9
Maybe that wasn't the only reason. Do you have good ball control? I'm sorry, but even if you're an amazing runner, that's not enough for soccer.
Anonomusturd 9
Only the weak quit before they throw up. Tough mofos ride it out and puke like a boss. RESPECT
djsammyc 19
good thing you didnt get on that team hes a jerk go out for their rival team and give them hell at their next game
fukre 3
its better for you. you deserve a good coach
CrazyPenguin1026 7
The coach must not know what he's doing if tryouts is all running, he should judge you on all aspects of soccer like foot skills, passing, dribbling, and trapping, and throwing up is a sign of hardwork.
Yusomadbro_fml 4
*** u inferior stomach
boverboots 11
Do you really want to be on a team with a coach that is such a massive jerk? Anyway that sucks
Legion_Death 2
that coach is a bench that I would demolish with the wrecking ball that smiley was on for his punishment
Mortoli 30
lol transfer to another team and show that coach what he missed on first game against them