Today, at soccer tryouts, the coach made us run the entire practice. I ran the whole two hours ahead of everyone. When the tryout ended, I vomited due to dehydration. I didn't make the team. The coach's reasoning: "Only the weak throw up". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML
Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "Five more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML
Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML
Today, I made my school's soccer team. I told the coach that since I have diabetes, I might need to sit out occasionally. He promptly erased my name and said he didn't accept "slackers." FML
Today, I got a stomach bug. Then my three kids joined in like it was a team sport. My husband decided his actual soccer game was more important. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
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The_9th_Doctor 18
what a jerk. keep trying
Wizardo 34
That's such horseshit, appeal to one of the other coaches since there are normally more than one. That actually shows you have the best fitness there, yes I am a fellow football player, carry on.
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Comments (137)
Austinion 11
That's bull crap
chance456 9
good job your coach was the weak one
kokoroddd 2
Well, YDI for being dehydrated. Shoulda drank some water beforehand maybe that way you would have made the team. And yes throwing up is for lightweight weaklings.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
First off, what a stupid way to organise a soccer team. The coach went full retard when he decided the guy who performed best in his only mode of assessment was not fit for the team.
BFons 19
Ralph!
why57why 21
That blows you gave it your all
Suaria 38
OP I know your pain. I do cross country which is hell especially if you are dehydrated.
frip_fml 9
Football you mean, not soccer.
CharresBarkrey 16
American soccer
GraceLovePeace 2
I would say something!!! Talk to him again! Explain that only the HARDEST workers throw up after! (From working out, not like eating or stuff) you pushed your body so much that it made you physically ill. We had a guy that would throw up after EVERY practice and run in Track and he won like 90% of his races! He was so good!
hig999 19
YDI for calling Football "soccer".