Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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Top comments
Palirose 22
That's really messed up. But obviously he liked you enough to stay and marry you. :D so no worries op.
immaMonsta 8
Some relationships start out that way. You shouldn't focus on the negative though; you're obviously still together and he loves you, so that's got to count for something, right? Anyway, congratulations :)
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Comments (126)
grizzz1029 0
Yeah but then again you should be happy he's your husband now no matter how you guys started out
Directioner310 3
That's not one thing you would like to hear at a wedding
reddudeover 2
Me and my friends dare each other to talk to girls all the time it's away of getting over the fear of getting rejected. You're looking at this totally wrong it's actually a compliment he wanted to talk to you but was intimidated.
mrphychrs 5
he went as far as to marry you? what exactly was the dare?
Final784 0
I bet you that at the podium, your husband was thinking "best dare ever" :)
pagullarka 9
Past is past, now he loves you Live happily ever after.
fmessiah 19
Maybe he already had his eye on you and just needed the gentle push of a dare to get the ball rolling, or perhaps he was dared to say hello to the hottest lady in the room, which he decided was you and from the first word he was gaga over you. Why is everyone so woes me?
kmsmith87 2
so he was dared, it's not like he was dared to marry you, he had to make that choice himself
Calyx_fml 22
He won the dare, and you. Win-win.
OMGMAN84 0
Dont feel bad... Alot of times guys dare other guys to talk to girls they are usually too intimidated by