Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML
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coolster5000 22
OP here, I find all of your "shitty situation" comments very unoriginal;) but funny all the same. I ended up just telling them I went in and found the toilet like that, but I'm not sure they believed me whatsoever.
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ZoroMiHawk 25
Just come out exclaiming your disgust at how you found a clogged toilet and warn the others in queue about it ;)
briang959 47
Own it and tell everyone to not eat the fried chicken at that store.
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Comments (76)
KayDee29 31
Boy that sure is a crappy situation! Okay, I'll go reevaluate my life choices now...
HarshD9619 34
You probably should....
Epikatz 22
You knew better..
OhYouMad 12
Gettin' real tired of your shit.
noah_1234 24
your name fits in so well
thebakingseal 22
What a waste of a perfectly good FML comment spot
tacojauns 45
Run, just run before they notice
Scryll 17
Well... Shit...
briang959 47
I can't wait to read the "shitty situation" comments in 3...2...1. They're so original.
Sandsh8rk 36
Verbally anticipating the inevitable puns is just as bad as the puns themselves.
coklara 15
Anticipating about anticipating comments is equally awful.
False_Stupidity 42
On tipoff #4 being too late since #1 is exactly that
Drosophila82 18
That's actually ironically savvy... I don't understand what dorks would give you negative reviews... WHO DID THIS MAN OFFEND TO GET NEGATIVE 24 THUMBS DOWN! It must be the Sarcastically Impaired!
rydin10 18
I mean there's only two options really. One is to tell the people to hold on and notify the employees, and the other is to simply just bolt and never see any of them again :l
Stazza11 27
The second option sounds more like my kind of reaction. No explanation just bust out of the doors running and screaming like a mad man with a trail of toilet paper stuck to your shoe.
ZoroMiHawk 25
Just come out exclaiming your disgust at how you found a clogged toilet and warn the others in queue about it ;)
FrietvanPiet 16
After being in there for 5 minutes? :O
CODplayer4lyfe 24
OP was in there for a while trying to unclog it for everyone, duh
TheBelt 19
Sorry about that, I never should've had those beans.
fakedsincerity 32
Well it looks like you can never return there again.
LOLouis_fml 24
That's a shitty situation |: (;
Sandsh8rk 36
*bang* Alright, who's next?
briang959 47
Own it and tell everyone to not eat the fried chicken at that store.
Unes 10
Works all the time
odamaliekh 26
That's why I never do number 2 at public restrooms.
doodlecloud 27
I imagine that, given the situation, OP was REALLY desperate.
odamaliekh 26
Good point. Emergencies are emergencies! In that case, pretend like nothing. You'll probably never see them again anyway.