Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML
Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
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holynemesis1208 3
its only center field don't feel bad.
Jamsmucus 0
You need to work on those skills!
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Comments (36)
aatomkins 0
at least you were there. you had the deccency to turn up fully prepared and she didnt what is wrong with people.
TakeItEasyPeople 0
Notice how i respond to this without taking advantage of the obvious joke about being blind and not reading the FML... the girl isn't completely blind, she forgot her glasses and is blind only without them
Astroman129 7
Are you sure this one isn't fake? A girl forgetting her glasses when she's blind without them? Come on. It's like a woman, who already started her flow, and she forgot a tampon/pad. It just seems unlikely to me...
Mortoli 30
Lol all you guys talking like you know everyone else. just because she blind without em doesn't mean she wears them all the time I don't I take mine off constantly and i forget where I put them or flat out forget them and leave them at home. it's not hard to forget the most important things in life how many times have you left your keys in the house locked em in cars, or walked to your car without em, (i do that a lot lol.) same thing with your wallet how many times have you walked off and forgotten your wallet, just yesterday I left me wallet at work. Just because they are important doesn't mean they are always on you. who knows she might have taken them off to increase her hearing I love doing that even though not blind as a bat lol. But still I love closing my eyes and listening to music or the wind or whatever or just close my eyes to think. And if this is a joke and I just missing it lol to the joke. Lol
Mortoli 30
Oh and sry for your luck op but don't feel bad I used to be catcher/field and I was awful at least you didn't have to show off how bad you are or were lol.
pepsie_fml 0
wow. that sucks
LiiLii_13 0
w0w either u suk at playin or da coach is a racistt bassstard.! or idkl :/ i feel ur pain
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
U must be really bad.
GagaForGaga103 1
that sucks, but If u didnt get the spot u want u probably don't deserve it. work harder.! and plus center sucks!
JJBADGE10 7
I play center field in baseball and I think it's the best position ever
Ryan11adidas 4
Maybe if you practiced you wouldn't get beat out by blind girls. that's embarrassing!!!
DoorMatCat 3
I dunno about this one... why would a girl go play soft ball if she forgot her glasses and was blind without them? doesn't add up.
Epikouros 32
Maybe the coach has a soft spot for myopic girls?